With my Twisted Sister and The Barenaked Ladies
I begin Stabbing Westward; Searching for a Vertical Horizon.
I make a Nightwish and continue the journey.
An REO Speedwagon zooms by
As I make my turn onto Riverside Drive.
The grafitti on the wall tells me that
Daphne Loves Derby, but I am unmoved.
Things begin to feel Twiztid
As I fall victim to this Mindless Self Indulgence.
I feel the Gorillaz, White Zombie, and Insane Clown Posse
Begin to close in around us
As the Korn begins to sway in the wind.
I search for refuge Three Doors Down,
but instead find only Garbage and some Letters to Cleo.
It is then that I realize I must find A Fire Inside
Or sink in this Drowning Pool
Have I become Disturbed
And my soul Staind?
Or lost myself seaching for Our Lady Peace
In the hopes that she would be a Lamb of God?