Humorous song about returning gifts after Christmas.

Stand in line.

Stand in line.

Stand in line all day.

Oh what fun it is to wait

To return the gifts today.

Oh, stand in line.

Stand in line.

Stand in line all day.

Oh what fun it is to wait

To return the gifts today.

Dashing to the stores

In a midsize minivan.

Over the roads you drive

With clenched fists at hand.

Taking back a scarf and a sweater too.

Facing the beginning of your holiday blues.

Oh, stand in line.

Stand in line.

Stand in line all day.

Oh what fun it is to wait.

Your beginning to turn gray.

Oh, stand in line.

Stand in line.

Stand in line all day.

Oh what fun it is to wait

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For a return receipt today.

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  • prsol46 on Dec 24, 2011

    Awesome, love it!

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