Careful now, you take that end
Lift it higher, don’t let your back bend
There’s more to do when we get back
So don’t you go thinking there’s time to slack

We’ll take the south street and off-load this one
Next jobs up east, now do come along
Slide that end in first, then give me a hand
Now lets take a look at the route we got planned

Hmm, there’s a problem that way I think
The road works in parkway might lead to a stink
We cannot be late, there’s no way at all
Not in our trade, no I can never recall

Not once since I started in 36 years
Well you cant take the risk, just think of the tears
Alright we’ll take this turn, then right at the end
Just you be careful of that dustcart my friend

Here, thats the gateway, we’ll park round the back
Now bring in the trolley while I look for old Mac
Please wait just a moment, I must speak with the doc
This one’s still warm, it might come as a shock

The first day is over, I think you did well
The only apprentice who hasn’t had to shell
Out all their breakfast all over the floor
Our Mortuary’s proud to have you through our door