There are days when the children are perfect,

and love flows easily and fine,

Then, there are the days when they act

like little demons, making most mothers

rush for vats of wine,

Rational thoughts always save the day,

but most mothers keep looking for a better

way………

If only there was a stork pick-up,

even for a little while,

Mothers could breathe a sigh of relief,

and try to find their joy once again,

However, they get overcome with

remorse and guilt of the mere

thoughts of shipping the unruly

spawns,

They simply can’t live without them

when they are gone,

Temporary moments of insanity,

that bring about exasperation

and tiresome yawns.