Stuart was a maniac panzy,

He fell in love with Nancy.

Though tripping was not a crime,

He didn’t lose a dime,

For Nancy only laughed.

So a panzy he remained

And since he was ashamed,

He went and burned her house.

She died, so did her mouse.

For Nancy, life was gone.

Dont say no,

Or maybe they may go and burn your house.

Just tell them wait and see,

While you go and take a pee.

Things will be much better then.

Moral of the poem: Taking a pee can save your life.