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My name is Zero.

I’m a super hero.

I have powers galore,

But my feet are sore.

Standing on my feet

Is not a treat

After I had to defeat

The villain Mr. Meat.

He was a dastardly guy

Who wore an ugly tie,

But boy could he fly.

He tried to hit me with a steak.

That was a big mistake.

I blew the steak out of my way,

And then I made my play.

I scorched him with some heat,

And he landed on my feet

Which was a painful treat.

So now I’m calling it a day.

There’s not much more to say.

I’m feeling a little dead,

And I have a pounding in my head.

I’m going straight to bed.

I’ll see you tomorrow.

Don’t cry! Don’t show sorrow!

Villains can wait.

Tomorrow I’ll feel great.

So goodnight from Zero.

Your friendly super hero.