When I am a grandma, I wont let my age stop me,

I’ll go around struttin’ my stuff feeling just as young as can be!

I will go to the beach

And I will teach

All them teenagers how it’s done;

How to boogie and disco and have tons of fun in the sun!

Then I’ll get all of my friends from the “Knittin’ Club”,

Support hose and all

We’ll glob sun block on our noses and look pretty as roses

And wear Depends for when nature calls!