She will shout,
Take the dog out,
I just linger and pout,
Dog looks all about,
Showing her long snout,
I have no inner doubt,
She needs to go out.
She ate a bowl of kraut,
I will go the whole route.
I now have a case of gout,
My wife again will shout,
Please take the dog out.
Placing on hold my gout,
I hurried and took the dog out,
Upon the lawn it did sprout,
In another, she did her spout,
Now I have to give a shout,
Take your time when you go out,
Make sure you take a safe route.
In another area, there is no drought,
Maybe you better take a scout.