A talking parrot can be an embarrassment if a person does things that can be parroted.

Talking parrot

You’re always into everyone

Secrets and business

You hear something - 

Statements

Expressions of love

Endearment

And you parrot them

- – -

You repeated to my husband, Jim

What I told the milkman

“I love you, Harry”

“Harry, I love you”

That was no joke

Then you began mimicking me

Kissing the milkman

You made a fool of me

- – -

I know I shouldn’t have gotten

You as a pet since I’ve

Some secrets of the heart to hide 

But you’re so beautiful and brilliant

As a tropical and sub-tropical bird

That one time

Roamed aimlessly in the wild

Of the Amazon Basin

That I couldn’t resist 

Getting you

- – -

You’re from the family of cockatoos

Macaws and parakeets

I bought you from an exotic pet store

But never thought 

You’d be such a snitch

- – - 

Do I not clean your cage

Feed you with expensive bird seeds

And fruits

Fill your water bowl

And  allow you to fly around

Our home to spread

Your wings?

- – -

Now you’re using the F word

I can’t stand it

Although I know you’ve

No sense of what these things mean

They are not funny

You’ve gotten me in enough trouble

With my husband, Jim 

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Comments (16)
  • isloooboy on Jul 21, 2011

    Very nice

  • rainfield on Jul 21, 2011

    They are not funny, but you are.

    I like it.

  • sambasivarao on Jul 21, 2011

    Very wonder

  • neopisiva on Jul 21, 2011

    Ahha,yes,a talking parrot can sure reval some unwanted secrets…

  • Atanacio on Jul 21, 2011

    I admit this was very creative my friend :)

  • Lady Sunshine on Jul 21, 2011

    LOL. Be careful what you say in front of a parrot. We humans are such bad influences.

  • Dennis N OBrien on Jul 21, 2011

    Sounds like a stool parrot.

  • cardy on Jul 21, 2011

    Lol enjoyed the read!

  • Ruby Hawk on Jul 21, 2011

    LOL, I can see how a parrot would be trouble.

  • Wherner5 on Jul 21, 2011

    great share friend

  • Joe Ram on Jul 21, 2011

    nice share!

  • beingwell on Jul 21, 2011

    Nice one!

  • Eunice Tan on Jul 22, 2011

    Well said. Talking parrot can cheer us.

  • Francois Hagnere on Jul 22, 2011

    Excellent poem! and so witty. Thank you so much.

  • Moses Ingram on Jul 22, 2011

    LOL! a parrot may be beautiful but why is he such a snitch? Good writing.

  • SharifaMcFarlane on Jul 23, 2011

    Lol. It will be out on the streets soon.

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