Talking to The Boobies – a Daft Ditty

Bruce Officer on Aug 24, 2010

A poem for all those ladies who are fed up of their men staring at their chests when they’re trying to have a conversation.

I’m chatting to my lass again

When comes the sharp rebuke

“Stop staring at my cleavage!

I’m up here, see? Please look

At my face just once awhile

It’s really not polite

To talk just to my bosom

All morning, day and night”

I sigh and raise my eyes to her

I wish that she would see

That it’s a compliment of sorts

Meant quite genuinely

It’s time you girls got used to it

For half the human race

Prefer to talk to boobies

Instead of to your face

Is it really all that bad?

At least you’ve our attention

Even though it seems quite rude

Vulgar, now you mention

Can’t you just accept that we men

Have a fascination

For your lovely rounded parts

The gems of all Creation?

And at least it’s yours I’m staring at

Not some other lass’s

For there’s millions more of them out there

Nice tits and curvy asses

I’m showing that I love you

By gawping at your bust

And that it’s you who makes me feel

A pleasant tingly lust

So next time that my gaze drifts down

Don’t sigh and roll your eyes

Just take it as a compliment

And quietly let it by

Author’s note: this poem has since been republished on ExpertsColumn, here.

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PSingh1990 on Aug 31, 2010
Nice Share.
ishinimrod on Sep 5, 2010
Nice Nice
Pаtsy Collins on Sep 7, 2010
Just get dark glasses, Bruce – then she’ll never know!
Raj the Tora on Oct 28, 2010
very true, some girls love to expose them and then say “do not see them”! paradoxical. Thanks
Guy Hogan on Jan 7, 2011
It is the culture. Obviously, in cultures where women walk around bare breasted it is no big deal. But in a lot of modern cultures, breasts are very sexual to men. Do you think women would really be happy if their breasts had no sexual connotation for men? I doubt it. The bust of a woman is one of the cards she has to play in the game of love and sex. Bruce, I think what most women are really saying is do not stare and be obvious in a nonsexual situation. The bedroom is another thing. But even in the bedroom, we have to remember that women like for us to pay attention to other parts of their bodies, too. At least that has been my experience. But I do like the titties.
momofplenty on Apr 25, 2012
Very witty, truthful and well written. Still, it is hard as a woman to take the gawking as a compliment….

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