Tarzan was a swinging guy.
His true love was named Jane.
He’d go from vine to vine,
And he made his intentions plain.
“I love you Jane. Will you marry me?
We’ll have fun in the jungle.”
The animals gave their approval.
And Jane said, “Let’s bungle.”
“I love it here in Africa.
The gorillas and zebras are grand.
The lions’ roars stir my passions
In this wild, mysterious land.”
Tarzan gave a mighty scream
And pounded his chest with zeal.
“I’m the happiest man alive.
I can’t tell you how proud I feel.
The chimpanzees and the giraffes
Laughed and danced around.
The elephants made a thunderous stomp
That shook the grassy ground.
So Tarzan and Jane built a home
That rested among the trees.
They were happy to live the jungle life.
And do whatever they pleased.