There once was a man in the hot summer sun
Sitting under a tree eating a butter sopped bun
He took it and threw that gross thing away
Said I aren’t eating none of that crap today
He began to grow weary so he went to sleep
He woke up hearing a squeal and a peep
Got up and stepped on a turd from a sheep
He then discovered a bowl by his side
Took the bowl and threw it in the tide
Jumped in the sea, put the bowl on his head
Jumped on a raft, and moved ahead
Woke up the next morning and ate some sand
Spun around to find that his ship had been manned
Looked to see a man with blue eyes
Looked to see he had many pies
The man with pies jumped off and the water turned red
The other man was just glad he wasn’t dead
The man sailed on into moon and night
Later he and himself started to fight
Finally himself gave up because he was right
Woke up in the morning on the woody and hard boat
He was surprised that his raft was still afloat
Then out of nowhere he heard thunder and saw lightning hit
The water full of energy set the boat alit
A second bolt suddenly hit the water
And turned the man into a crispy tator totter