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I am sorry you are unhappy

My performance is not too your higher standards

But this is not the place to receive satisfaction

Please tell the complaint department

No need to yell or shout

Rude behavior will not be accepted

I hear it in your voice

So go tell the complaint department

I will not get angry with you

It is my job to be polite

Tell the complaint department

Because I do not wish to fight

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To be mad does little and effects your health

Lower your voice and accept my help

Walk down this hall and take a left

Tell the complaint department to resolve this problem

With a smile on my face

And no malice in my heart

Please leave my work area

Tell the complaint department is your best start