Ten Fashion Rules for the Plus-sized Woman.

1. No Moo moos— tarp like dresses they are called that for a reason.

2. Absolutely No t-shirts with Looney Toons, cats or others animal/cartoon characters— It will look like Bugs Bunny has a weight issue too.

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3. No hip huggers— no one wants to see your fat hanging over the top it looks like a cellulite muffin.

4. No bikinis. (You should know why)— If the belly hangs past the breasts we’re all set with seeing that.

5. No Slippers in public— Skinny girls do this to but why do you big girls have to make it worse wearing a Taz shirt too…come on now!

6. No Juicy or other words across the butt— If it really is Juicy I think everyone can tell. And by the end of the day they have rode up so far no one will understand what JY stands for.

7. No tube tops— it looks like someone is trying to squeeze play dough through an inner tube.

8. Please make sure your bra fits accordingly— No one likes to see the back breasts going on. You should only have one set.

9. No sweat suits— because bending over to pick up a chip you dropped does not count as a work-out

AND THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE
10. No Spandex you’ll just look like a balloon full of cottage cheese.

 Hope you enjoy lol

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