Why so persistent, teacher’s aid?

Make sure you order the venti.

You want that recommendation, right?

Don’t let your master out of your sight.

Don’t let your Master’s out of everyone’s.

You’re a mid-life crisis in disguise.

Adhering to a man almost twice your age.

You’re almost 30. Man.

“I’m considerate and oh-so-helpful,” you religiously believe.

When really, you are preparing for the rest of your life.

“College was my glory days.” Sticks with you like the insecurity.

You are preparing for the rest of your life.

“Second in command is where I like to be,