My name is Wild Hickock Bill
And I do have mighty muscles
Like Jean-Paul Van Damme,
But I’m not from Brussels.
My name is Wild Hickock Bill,
I once was a Far West Terror,
But now my hands are shaking
As if I am on Trial & Tremor!
‘Cause since five days or so
Everything has changed,
Since I met Calamity Jane,
It’s all rearranged…
My name is Wild Hickock Bill
And I sure do like my whisky.
I’ve already made my last will,
‘Cause my business is very risky.
My name is Wild Hickock Bill
And I love this game called poker,
I double deal you and I’ll kill
The guy who plays the Joker (*).
But since six days or so
Everything has changed,
‘Cause the sis’ of John Wayne
Has it all rearranged.
(*) Bad Jack-Ass Nicholson.