The best wind breakers that is farta’s.
In ancient Japan they use to hold public contests,
where the winners were awarded fortunes and fame,
given many prizes and great acclaim,
to the one who could break wind the loudest and longest…….
Danger stand clear please,
breaking wind contest in action.
Haha! 
I love this article. Seems very serious and normal in the beginning but suddenly I read the “to the one who could break wind the loudest and longest…….” part! great post Stan 
Best regards,
Anders
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