I love all different music from classical to rock,

So you may find it weird music’s what I’ll mock.

Not all of the genres are on anger demand,

Right now let me focus on the pop bred boy band.

No doubting that some of those fellas can sing,

I’m just not getting the whole boy band thing.

They seem like a copy of the group that came last,

Basically reproducing something from our past.

There’s always the front man whose voice is the best,

He’s generally better looking than all of the rest.

Then there’s the cute one making teenage girls swoon,

He can just about hold together a tune.

Not forgetting the one who is quirky and cool,

With his red spiky hair he just looks like a fool.

The one I think suffers is the guy at the back,

The faceless band member who might as well pack.

Now to the songs most were written by others,

Loved back in the day by the boy’s fathers and mothers.

The pointing at camera and chest holds a must,

The unison dancing with the dreaded groin thrust.

I’m not saying that boy bands are the worst thing now going,

I just find it frustrating no new talent is showing.

Mind you my daughter thinks these boy bands are heaven.

She’s got time to learn though cause she’s only eleven.