The Bulge Inside Your Trousers

Darla Cooke on Oct 5, 2009

Tags: Abnormal Appendages, Male Stripper, pants, Trousers, writing challenge

A poem for Duff’s writing challenge #12.

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What is that bulge inside your trousers?

An honest answer to my question I seek.

I am feeling extremely curious now.

Will you let me have a quick peek?

After hesitating for several moments,

you reluctantly pull down your zipper.

Your lean body sways provocatively.

You should have been a male stripper.

Your trousers drop down onto the floor,

where they pool around your bare feet.

I can see that you are embarrassed,

for your face is now red as a beet.

I stand gazing at you in total shock.

This is not what I expected at all.

I wish now that I had some warning,

for you really threw me a curve ball.

You do not have abnormal appendages,

but it is something stranger than that.

Why was there a banana in your trousers?

I believe it is time that we have a chat.

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Walter Holstad on Oct 5, 2009
Nice one.

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lillyrose on Oct 5, 2009
hehehe…great for the challenge, I enjoyed very much!
Vikram Chhabra on Oct 5, 2009
That was very amusing!!
diamondpoet on Oct 5, 2009
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Thank you for that bit of humor.
livemike on Oct 5, 2009
I like this one and you write humour very well..
Petalm on Oct 5, 2009
Funny!
STEVE666 on Oct 5, 2009
Very funny, Darla. Good luck with it.
Papa Sparks on Oct 5, 2009
A fun read!
Linda Lori on Oct 5, 2009
Funny!!! Well written!
Milton H Peebles III on Oct 5, 2009
Snicker snicker This is good! My first thought when I read the title was something that happened long ago. My X-wife said, WHat is that bulge in your pants? She suddenly got next to me. I said I’m not wearing my pants. She pointed to them on the floor as the pants began to move. Before I could react, the cat suddenly came out of them.
Take Care,DreamSweet and let Your Heart Shine
~ milty
Stephen J. Ardent on Oct 7, 2009
LOL!!!!
johnnydod on Oct 9, 2009
hahahahaha soooo funny
B.S. Kitty on Oct 11, 2009
LOL, great job.
Duff D Moss on Oct 11, 2009
LoL – socks generally are better for such purposes – less perishable

Good one dude. Thanks again for playing.
Brenda Nelson on Oct 12, 2009
poor banana.
David Crerand on Oct 12, 2009
Very cute Darla. This challenge seems to have brought out the comedienes in quite a few Trionders.
Greg Wolford on Oct 13, 2009
Cute.
Morgana on Oct 13, 2009
lol You made me laugh Thank you.
Bo Russo on Oct 13, 2009
A banana? Well if he got hungry he has an emergency meal.
hfj on Oct 13, 2009
Great poem Darla. You showed a side of yourself that we didn’t know existed with this piece. Very funny and good flow. Well done, and challenge met.
CutestPrincess on Nov 3, 2009
Another enjoyable poem.

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