I’d think I rather just sit here

And drink the rest of my beer

But while we’re on the subject

Can we change the subject now

Cause every time you ask me

I just don’t seem to know how

To speak the words I need to speak

It’s a constant problem for me

I never finished college

I’m sure its quite obvious

And I know all the gossip

Its as good as gospel in this town

Its not like I believe

The jive anyone says to me

Because I’m just as awful

If not much more worse

I practice day and night

To be so well rehearsed

Its like looking in the mirror

And it’s getting ever scarier

Now that I’ve mention this

I’m a bit nervous

SO……

Here’s your fucking proof

It’s the best that I can do

Without saying I …………………..