Water, water, everywhere, I hate water

As he stares out in to the ocean blue

I sit in wonder as my lunch swims by

You, Seagulls, stop laughing at me

This is a disaster said the hungry cat

If only they made a fishing pole for cats

No true cat really likes food from a can

I’m not some pushover, I have my pride

The fisherman is reeling in another one

This is a disaster said the hungry cat

No one loves me, don’t say you care

Great, they brought the kids, just great

Go away, no, no I’m not the babysitter

Here I sit, no one can see my despair

This is a disaster said the hungry cat

I’m starving and they’re scaring the fish

Here kitty… kitty, this one is for you, enjoy

The gods of the sea have heard my cries

Oh, but wait please, just one, just one fish

This is a disaster said the hungry cat