The Cattle Market

Alright yeah ok , I’ve made a fair few mistakes in my time,
Escorted home by many different police officers home
awaiting the wrath face as green as a lime,
“so what have you done this time”
“it wasn’t my fault!”
Me? I was just stood patiently at the bar just sipping my aged 10 year malt
an then it all just kicked off,
It was ashtrays and pint glasses, stools and pool cues
Crazy deranged women hitting harmful innocent men with their favroite going out shoes
what’s going on in this mad world!, Why does everyone want to fight
Governments amazing idea of the smoking ban has left this tunnel without sufficient light.

The local hotspots actually pretty similar to a cattle market
the heard queue patiently outside, one by one being tagged an rounded in,
“2 pints of larger mate, one vodka redbull”
my thoughts imagine the money that’s laundered when this cattle markets livestock’s full!
You need to take out a mortgage to buy a jar and the nearest cash points actually quite far!
so of course there’s the standard £1.75 charge
overdraft maxed out through the queue I barge
Into the grotty toilet,thers piss all over the floor , the potent smell leaves me feeling queasy and sick so I make a quick dash for the door, and then I’m confronted…..

“Alright Kid just a routine search”
Legs spread I’m up against the brick wall my pockets are being searched
“your wasting your time mate you won’t find nothing in there”
I don’t no why your bothering man just get out of my hair!

with the sound of a smashing bottle , the black coated elephants run
Trouble stirring in the club is their idea of fun
they like a good old fashioned barney , a proper good ruck!
The first sign of trouble they trample their way through if u managed to move out the way you’re in luck!