Hello, and welcome to the club! Please, may I take your coat?
I think you’ll find that, once inside, the atmosphere’s quite haute.
Could I offer you a drink, perhaps? A whiskey or a scotch?
Or did you simply come so you could take a seat and watch?
Ah, marvelous! Come! Right this way! You’re in for quite a thrill.
There is, before you enter, sir, the matter of the bill.
Yes! Thank you, sir! Now go on through — the show’s about to start.
And please, sir — don’t be shy. Feel free to stand up and take part.
Yes, at this little club of ours we’re all for interaction.
I hope you’ll find the ladies to your utmost satisfaction.