The day I took my test was a nervous day for me

I could not start the car because I had lost it you see

I laughed and said how silly, how nervous I must be

To misplace such large an item when then I spotted it near a tree

The examiner wore black and was all of 6ft tall

He frightened me so much that I began to lose control

He sat with anticipation but he didn’t look too pleased

With the car being so small there was not much room for knees

when finally I moved off I tried to feel so calm

But my heart was thumping wildly and the sweat rolled down my arm

I drove through a No-Entry but that was not too bad

It was when I reversed onto the path that I began to feel quite sad

So I am sure you know the outcome and even though I tried my best

And although it was not easy, I managed to fail my test

You will be astounded to know that I actually did pass my driving test on the 3rd attempt and the poem above was written as an acurate description of my very first driving test taken nearly 20 years ago.

Written by T Kershaw – http://studyholistics.com