Read your fortune

For better or worse,

But you can’t escape

The deadly curse.

You will soon fall prey

To an evil witch.

You will try to avoid her,

But you cannot ditch.

You will begin to age

Within two weeks.

You’ll be very old

And very meek.

Your health will falter.

Your heart will cry.

Soon you will collapse.

So prepare to die.

Had you not insulted

A witch named Sue,

Perhaps this curse

Would not have been placed on you.

But you didn’t know

That Sue was a witch.

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Now all you can say is

“Son of a @#!”