Hello,from the dimension of Fluffenshire ,we are the people that live in the back of your dryer.We are green and have pink spots.We are stealing all the left socks.”Why?” you ask ,well the answer is simple ,we are a race of left footed people.No,I don’t mean we have 2 left feet ,but,only 1 foot.”Ain’t that neat?”We play in the warmth of your dryer (our sun)But,it gets kinda cold when the laundry is done.We don’t really steal the socks,you see,we leave wire clothes hangers (our currency).We always pay for what we take,but you probably wish we’d pay in cake.We sometimes steal your underwear, leaving your fanny cold and bare,but we love it when undies are warm and dry.When our laundry is wet it makes us cry.So we put our things in with yours you see ,It’s the best way to save on our energy.We only do this when you go to the laundrette,and some of our clothes you just might get, a purple bogan,a fuzzy sweater but are they in your size?”Never”We are short and round or skinny and tall,our clothes will never fit you at all.We like bright colors and loud patters the best.whether on a hat, a shirt, or vest.But left socks are what we most desire.Good bye for now from Fluffenshire.