My Father is a Duke, you know
It’s really irritating
To sit out on the sidelines
And be a Duke in waiting
I can’t believe he’s lived this long
It really is frustrating
Seems like he’ll live forever
It’s oh so aggravating
He says that he will never
Think of abdicating
He really is a selfish man
There’s no profit in debating
He’s my father and I love him
No point in me berating
Though I am the eldest son
I remain a Duke in waiting