This internet deserves a better class of troll… and I’m going to give it to them.  So many of these little imitation trolls have popped their little heads up, spewing forth nonsense, screaming for attention.  Where have the real trolls gone?  Trolling used to mean something.  It was about creating chaos amongst order, for the sake of disorder.  Disruption of order simply to upset the status quo.

     But it was never mindless… no, no, no.  There was genius there.  It was about turning the establishment inside out, and forcing it to eat itself.  Now, we scamper around, priding our foolish selves in how vulgar we can be… Why take the time to think when we can just say f*ck over and over at the top of our lungs?

     The idea has become the institution… any idiot with a keyboard and internet connection can throw on a profile, spray paint the word troll on it, and scamper off to play.

     Those days are now numbered.  When the trolls become vermin, it means the time has come to…..mmmmm…. exterminate.  So be aware, imitators… the end is near… you will be devoured… I’m coming…