Don’t ask me about my history.
Don’t ask me about my past.
Don’t ask me about my family.
Don’t ask me about my cash.

Don’t ask me about my positions.
Don’t ask me about foreign affairs.
Don’t ask me about the economy.
Don’t ask me because I don’t care.

I’d rather be a mystery
To all you voters this fall.
Just know that I am qualified.
The writings on the wall.

Elect me for Vice President.
You’ll be doing the right thing.
Just remember that I’m loyal
To the extreme right wing.