Limericks are fun to write as well as to read.  Here are two limericks for you to chuckle over.

A frog met a young lass.

“Kiss me and true love shall pass.”

The fair maiden kissed the frog

In the middle of a bog,

And the frog let out a wee bit of gas.

The fair maiden had a major regret.

“Kissing you has made me upset.

You changed from a frog

Into a ugly looking dog,

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And I don’t even need a new pet.”