Short poem about a fellow who is about to fart.
Excuse me but I must depart.
I have a sudden urge to fart.
It’s not a very pleasant feeling,
But the sound of it is quite revealing.
It’s coming soon and I can tell.
Be prepared for a nasty smell.
hehehe nice one 
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