The Fatso Diet Haiku

Steven West on Apr 17, 2010

Tags: amusing, arts, diet, fat, forms, Haiku and Related Forms, humor, humorous, literature, Poetry, weight gain, witty

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Two humorous haiku about the Fatso Diet.

It’s such a riot

To be on the Fatso Diet

Eat, drink, and gain weight

Your waistline will expand

They will call you Hefty Man

But you won’t be hungry

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Comments (3)

pearl2010 on Apr 18, 2010
Good one. Eat, drink, and your waist will expand. I’m on a diet anyway.
drelayaraja on Apr 18, 2010
Nice one.. crispy.
Christine Ramsay on Apr 18, 2010
Ssh! I am on a diet at the moment and not finding it easy, lol. I love that piece.

Christine

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