The Flim-Flam man is coming.

He’s going to make you a deal.

You’re bound to lose your money.

His bargains aren’t for real.

He’ll sweet talk you out of your savings.

He’s a handsome and suave guy.

Just watch out for his shifty eyes

And his unflattering crooked tie.

The Flim-Flam man will disappear

When he has played his con.

And when you’re done dealing with him

Your money will be long gone.