A comical approach to eating fruits.
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The apple one day thought that she was all that, until someone reminded her how the clever serpent used her in the garden of Eden and from that day she lost some of her honor and respect.
The orange laughed at the apple and thought he must be the chosen fruit , until he realized that he would be squeezed to death and depleted of all his healthy juice.
The banana said , Well I must be the royal and honorable one , until he realized he would be used in a banana split and covered with gooey and sticky mess.
Well the grape said , ” look you guys stop all the bickering , I was the one who the Lord drank during the Holy Communion, so I have to be quite important.
The fruits bickered and bickered among one another for about a straight hour, until they realized that people no longer wanted them, they found that people wanted king size candy bars, and 64 oz COKE, over-size bags of potato chips and stuff with tons of sugar and salt.
Fresh fruit had been outcast by unhealthy foods and artery clogging gunk.
The importance of healthy fruits had been banned from the USDA food group.
The dietitian woke up from her bad dream and went straightto her refrigerator and ate a fresh bowl of fresh fruit salad. She ate each bite with a smile and mustered up some laughter.
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