There once was a Vicar who was gay

He thought about boys every day

He often invited them to pray

and drink tea from a tray

but he never killed a fly

and would never do harm to a guy

He had his own goals

to help all those souls

So he decided to be careful

rather than be dareful

but he felt his humanity

and often dealt with insanity

His problem was definitely not vanity

He did lots of good works

and his parish overlooked his quirks

Can’t you see

He was really helping the community

And all of this for free

So be careful how you judge

And don’t hold a grudge

Because we all have a cross

and to damn him might be a loss

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