How I gave an idling spirit a little something to do.

He doesn’t make much noise and he doesn’t hurt a thing
But he makes my puppies nervous and my birds no longer sing.
I guess he used to live here back before I bought this farm
And as near as I can tell he doesn’t mean  a bit of harm.
                         
He sneaks down through the hallway–I can feel a coolish breeze.
He doesn’t seem to walk.  He just floats about with ease.
He goes out to the kitchen and he looks out at the yard
And you feel as though his giving up the farm was pretty hard.
                        
He has an awful habit of sitting in my favorite chair.
At suppertime I can’t sit down.  I find him sitting there.
It used to be I had an old Tom cat to shoo away
But nowadays it seems I have a ghost who’s come to stay.
                       
There’re certain shows I like to watch when I turn on TV
And there’s only one place where I sit–it’s where I want to be
But there he is all sprawled out just like he owned the place
While I sit in a straight back chair with a scowl upon my face.

Well, here I am once again, I’m stuck for words that rhyme
But I know exactly what it is I’m gonna do this time.
If my new found friend wants me to be a little more inviting
He can pay his way by helping me with a little ghost writing.   

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  • Deep Blue on Jul 13, 2009

    If that ghost could read this poem I doubt he would haunt you forever. You make hilarious poetry out of the experience and creative artworks too. That white thing almost looks like it.

  • Sky Lumina on Jul 13, 2009

    thx for that, i enjoyed it a lot :)

  • ladybaby on Jul 13, 2009

    Looks like you have a permanent guest. lol At least he’s a friendly ghost. Just a little bossy, and controlling maybe.

  • DA Cournean on Jul 13, 2009

    Very entertaining piece. Now how did you do that? You must have a super powerful camera!!!

  • Sonia Doreen on Jul 13, 2009

    Beautiful poem and nice pitures to go along, hard job on that one…why am I feeling so ghostly hauted today?

  • chitragopi on Jul 13, 2009

    white paint on photo? Very entertaining. Read it twice.

  • Darla Cooke on Jul 13, 2009

    Great poem and pics!

  • Brenda Nelson on Jul 13, 2009

    ha haha, I kept waiting for the job… very clever. helpful little ghost too, I would have him do the house work.

  • Mark Gordon Brown on Jul 13, 2009

    What TV shows does a ghost watch?

  • Sheila M on Jul 13, 2009

    That is very creative ~ I’d have him help with the house work too, or maybe it’s a she huh?

  • Lostash on Jul 13, 2009

    Brilliant as usual Ken, I bet that ghost has a great time living with you!

  • Francy on Jul 13, 2009

    very well done. nice pic too.
    Keep sharing.

  • Tanya Wallace on Jul 13, 2009

    lol I loved it!Brillaint work ken,really funny.Just get some hairspray and set him on fire lol then you can get you chair back

  • irishpen on Jul 13, 2009

    Great pictures! This is wonderful~~~

  • Cynthia Bartlett on Jul 14, 2009

    Cool! have you tried talking to him/her? maybe type some questions on the computer and leave room for an answer.
    develop some kind of signal to indicate the right answer.For example:

    Are you a male? if the answer is yes stand on my right if the answer is no stand to my left. if possible position the computer so you can see if s/he is to your left or right.
    then type in your findings.

    good luck!

  • Lauren Axelrod on Jul 14, 2009

    He looks kinda friendly, and a bit pale.

  • Daisy Peasblossom on Jul 14, 2009

    Is that thumb print I detect in the ghostie’s middle? Nice effects, fun poem.

  • goodselfme on Jul 14, 2009

    Well written and fully enjoyed by me. TX

  • Ruby Hawk on Jul 14, 2009

    Ken, at least he’s friendly. Maybe he thinks he still owns the place and you are the intruder. Well done,

  • PR Mace on Jul 15, 2009

    Well done. fun poem and I loved the ghost pictures. My husband and I really believe we live in a haunted house. I wrote about it in Paranormal Experiences and the poem Ghostly Home. Read them if you have a second or two.

  • Elizabeth Abbott on Jul 16, 2009

    I surely love this one. such a fun mystery..I was waiting for the ghost to scare me!!! Good!

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