The Good Humor Man

ken bultman on Dec 3, 2009

Tags: basement, compliments, dumps, Good humor, Goose bumps, laughter, low, outside, rafter

A laugh a day keeps the apple away. A mixed metaphor.

When you’re feeling low and down in the dumps
And it’s cold outside and you’ve got goose bumps
Don’t get all fussy with a case of the grumps.
Get hold of the Good Humor Man — That’s me.

Good humor’s done wonders for ages and ages–
Makes clouds disappear when a thundestorm rages.
You can find me right there in the new Yellow Pages
Under G. The Good Humor Man — that’s me.

I’ve always known what you need is some laughter
From down in the basement to up in the rafter.
It’ll make you feel better from here ever after.
Better call the Good Humor Man — that’s me.

Try it right now. Ha ha ha ha hee hee hee hee.
Whadya think? Hee hee ha ha ha tee hee,see?
Again. You’ll feel good. Ha ha, tee hee hee hee tee hee.
Compliments from the Good Humor Man — that’s me.

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Faith Hodge on Dec 3, 2009
Makes me smile and chuckle! I feel good when I read you posts! Thank you for being a special friend that always warms the herat and brightens my day! so Inspirational!!!!!!!!!
Guy Hogan on Dec 3, 2009
Now this brings back memories. And there is a park down by the university that I walk through that the Good Humor man still comes through in his truck ringing his bell and playing his music. Next summer I might just…
Papa Sparks on Dec 3, 2009
Good one Ken!
Marie Antoinette on Dec 3, 2009
This is funny, I ended reading the poem but laughing. Good one!
stryka66 on Dec 3, 2009
Now, Ken – are you the Laughing Policeman working undercover ?
Ruby Hawk on Dec 3, 2009
Ken, you are the good humor man around here, and we all need some good humor.
sandie on Dec 3, 2009
lol ha ha hee hee always the comedian and the jester ken, we need more people in the world like you,sandie xx
johnnydod on Dec 3, 2009
full of fun Ken lol
AlmaG on Dec 3, 2009
Another fun piece from you
Aiyanna on Dec 3, 2009
Nice one!! Brought a smile on the face
Francy on Dec 3, 2009
Nice one.
Keep it up.
Authoress Terry E. Lyle on Dec 3, 2009
Ha ha ha….ha ha ha.
wonder on Dec 3, 2009
www laughter.com, your site. How much per click? Or is it a trick?
Melody SJAL on Dec 4, 2009
Oh, this is truly enjoyable, Ken.
Cynthia Bartlett on Dec 4, 2009
Sweet!
Themax on Dec 4, 2009
ha ha! be true to you,I want to be a humor Man like you
I love you ken!
Christine Ramsay on Dec 4, 2009
Ken, you always make me laugh. You are a real tonic and this poem is no exception. Brilliant work.

Christine
Darla Cooke on Dec 4, 2009
Wonderful poem!
chitragopi on Dec 4, 2009
Sure, your poems uplift the mood. The cloud has cleared for the day and I don’t need any apples. Thank you..
Lady Sunshine on Dec 4, 2009
The man of my dreams, lol.
abhishek40914 on Dec 4, 2009
thanks buddy
K.Reshma on Dec 4, 2009
Truly enjoyed
PhoenixRox on Dec 6, 2009
Yay. Ken sounds like me. I am the Good Humor Gal. So if I ever get grumpy I will head your way to get recharged.LOL
diamondpoet on Dec 9, 2009
Very cute, and it did make me smile, hence the good humor.
fragile18 on Feb 21, 2010
nice one! LOL

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