There was a skinny guy that wore a funny,shiny hat

He walked around town with a Siamese cat

He tilted the hat sideways on his uncombed head

It looked like he had just gotten out of bed

There was a stubby guy that wore an silly hat

He walked around with a wooden baseball bat

He always recited the players stats out loud

Where ever he went he drew a large crowd

There a guy that wore a brim style hat

He was very stern and matter of fact

He never smiled or looked a person in their face

None of these men ever felt out of place