An old fashioned dessert.

A man once ingested a pie
Made from lemons and hundred-proof rye.
When I asked, “Are you dizzy?”
He said, in a tizzy,
“Stay motionless, so I can lie!”
Image credit: Detail from “Los Borrachos” by Velazquez [Public Domain] via Wikipedia
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