An old fashioned dessert.

A man once ingested a pie

Made from lemons and hundred-proof rye.

When I asked, “Are you dizzy?”

He said, in a tizzy,

“Stay motionless, so I can lie!”

Image credit: Detail from “Los Borrachos” by Velazquez [Public Domain] via Wikipedia

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  • realityspeaks on Aug 16, 2012

    Awesome share.

  • Margaret Boseroy on Aug 16, 2012

    Lol! Interesting pie!

  • Jswana on Aug 16, 2012

    Ha, ha. I need a piece of that pie. Love it! :)

  • Lokendra on Aug 16, 2012

    I liked it.

  • avissado on Aug 16, 2012

    could do with a piece of that pie myself :)

  • Martin Kloess on Aug 16, 2012

    Good work thank you for sharing.

  • Edyta N. Tehrani on Aug 17, 2012

    Funny, I just love the rhymes :)

  • herjave01 on Aug 18, 2012

    hundred-proof rye!

  • Safa on Oct 13, 2012

    What a pie!

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