Everyone wants to be Gay….
Why?!

It doesn’t come with an ‘I’m Now Popular’ sticker.

Instead of fitting in, you now stand out.
You are no longer part of the majority, and even less if you’re already the minority.

You have now made yourself submissive to hate crimes, and absurd laws.

“God” is no longer your best friend. He can’t save you, no more than you can save yourself.

Good-bye legal marriage dreams…

Wait!
No one is stopping you from having that tremendous wedding you always wanted.

Let’s ‘pray to God’ your parents don’t disown you, because losing their love and acceptance means no more university financing — the same university where you came to this sexual epiphany after engaging in ONE drunken lesbian kiss, feeling the need to stand up and announce to the world,
“I’M GAY!”

Sure, being gay comes with fantastic, mind-blowing sex.
Don’t forget two weeks of bleeding, double mood swings, and emotional clingyness; the, “let’s talk about our feelings”, and instant, “I love you’s.”

The realization of all this: While physically, you’re proudly living the lifestyle, mentally, your fixated on a little piece of meat.

Once those college days have long passed, and you’re married with three children, you’re going to re-evaluate your life, asking,
“Why?!”