Amusing poem about the political season that is fast approaching.

Another year is coming to an end,

And soon there will be an election.

The ads will be long and nauseating.

You’ll need to have election protection.

If a politician lies or misrepresents,

Just press the buzzer of gold.

Then watch as the politician’s head expands,

And the lies completely explode.

Eventually, all the ads will disappear,

You can certainly count upon that.

For no politician likes to eat his words,

And be forced to swallow his hat.

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  • SteveGTaylor on Dec 18, 2011

    Great writing as usual

  • SharifaMcFarlane on Dec 19, 2011

    He’ll lie and say he doesn’t see the hat.

  • coffeeadict on Dec 21, 2011

    It’s fun to read and yet tells us the (ugly) truth. Great work.

  • Christine Ramsay on Dec 21, 2011

    Ha ha! So funny and well written.

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