They call me the Mad Hatter.
I’m just a little bit crazy.
I’m always on the move.
No one’s ever called me lazy.
I enjoy drinking tea upside down.
I love talking to the Siamese cat.
Have you seen Alligator George?
He took off with my black, top hat.
The Queen plays croquet with me
When the clouds roll into the sky.
She gets a charge from the lightening.
She says that it is to die.
Benjamin Walrus is always a bother.
He talks all day and night.
And Samantha the pigmy toad,
Is always picking a fight.
Well I’m off to play cricket
With Joey the great grasshopper.
We’ll be joined by Henrietta snake,
And Horace the Armadillo copper.