Always Bring Your Own Lunch to Work.
There is a Man at work that loves to eat so much
So before 12 noon he has a bad habit of going into
The Refrigerator to take a bite out of everyone lunch
So at 12 noon we are all mad as we can be because
Now we have to go to the Cafeteria and
Buy ourselves something to eat
So finally we said, ” We don’t like the way we’re being treated!”
“Let us fix him something and make sure he’ll eat it!”
So the next day he was very amazed because when he opened
The Refrigerator , what did he see? A nice big Chocolate Cake to eat!
So he ate the Chocolate Cake and got as full as he can be
But after 1 hour, we started to smile, why?
Because his stomach started hurting and he said, “Oh My!”
He was very miserable you see because the frosting
Was made of EX-LAX ! How Sweet!
Now that Man will know to never take a bite out of our lunches again
Because he knows if he does it again, he will be going to
The Bathroom until there is no end !
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