One fine day morn

It was not yet dawn

In came the milkmaid

Had a thought she said.

Trade your car and 

Trade your land

‘What!?’ I asked the milkmaid

‘Wait’, was all she said.

Lost I was, my brain cells fought

What was that she thought?

Buy a farm, said the mailmaid

‘A puzzle it is’, I said.

Get many of ‘em – cow

And that is how

Said the milkmaid

We get ourselves paid.

I did ask her why

She blushed, ‘coz she was shy

‘I love you’, said the milkmaid

‘Me too’, was all I said.

Lets do it over

For love has got its power

Uttered she, the milkmaid

I said, ‘you’re no milkmaid, my maid’.