I’m rich.  I’m rich.

Please don’t call me Mitch.

I’m filthy, filthy rich.

I don’t deny.

I’m rich.  I’m rich.

I’m enormously wealthy and rich.

You see that handsome fellow.

I’m that guy.

I’m on a special mission

To be the politician

That wants to look out

For the unrepresented one per cent.

So please vote for me.

I’ll promise to set you free

From capital taxes, luxury taxes,

Any kind of tax at all.

Because I’m rich.  I’m rich.

I represent the rich.

And a vote for me

Is a vote to see

The end of wealthy poverty.

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