The Moon Hiccoughed

ken bultman on Dec 26, 2009

Tags: astronomers, Farmer's, gardens, hiccoughs, Moon, sailors, shuttle, spaceman, werewolf

A what if lunar scenario.

Supposing the moon got the hiccoughs and started to quivver and quake.
Sailors would have no idea what proper tide they should take.
Farmers who plant by the light or the dark would mess up their gardens for sure
And lovers who spoon by the light of the moon would find their courtship impure.
Astronomers would have many problems moving their lens west and east
And what of the poor werewolf who wouldn’t know when to be man or beast?
We would have to send up a shuttle and tell a spaceman what to do–
Sneak up behind Mr. Moon real quiet like and in a loud voice holler “BOO.”

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Goodselfme on Dec 26, 2009
Fun and enjoyable read.TX I liked it.
Jamie Myles on Dec 26, 2009
clever and so much fun. Love your whimsical side.
Ramalingam on Dec 26, 2009
Your poem provides a nice read.Thank you.
Ask Cash on Dec 26, 2009
Think they will need a loudspeaker?
johnnydod on Dec 26, 2009
Hahahahaha Ken a wonderful accompaniment to mine lol well done so so funny.
wonder on Dec 26, 2009
The cow that jumped over the moon on a regular basis lost focus, went beserk.Your forecast prevented it from falling on me and having me flattened permanently.
stryka66 on Dec 26, 2009
Not to mention the local lunatic asylum !
drelayaraja on Dec 26, 2009
Wonderful
V rank on Dec 26, 2009
Well, I’m going to watch that to happen…
AlmaG on Dec 26, 2009
Great imagination haha!
Olivia Van Logum on Dec 26, 2009
That is a really clever poem and a totally original idea!

What made you think of that?

Loved the poem, brought a big smile to my face as ever with your work!
Lord Banks on Dec 26, 2009
Your imagination is brilliant! loved it LB.
NYRETT on Dec 26, 2009
You warm my spirit. Thanks for sharing your gifts.
Darla Cooke on Dec 26, 2009
Great poem!
rkm123 on Dec 26, 2009
very nice job keep writing
PhoenixRox on Dec 26, 2009
LOL. This was a really funny one. Your imagination is awesome
cutedrishti8 on Dec 26, 2009
Great imagination..
Shirley Shuler on Dec 26, 2009
This was a very enjoyable read, Ken!
Patrick Regoniel on Dec 26, 2009
So very creative Ken as always. Great read!
Yovita Siswati on Dec 26, 2009
haha, very fun to read! thanks.
deep blue on Dec 26, 2009
Nice one Ken. A hilarious moon fantasy.
standingproud on Dec 26, 2009
BOOOOOOOOOOO
nearly wet myself, to much laughing.
Hiccough indeed,hahahahahaaaa
Val Mills on Dec 27, 2009
I’d love to know what motivated this one! Fun read.
Nadine Simone Millard on Dec 27, 2009
What an unusual line of thought. Are you on acid, or are you a moon child? A moon child rules the tides, is hard to catch, will never be tied down, and is gifted with an ethereal beauty1

Nadine
lillyrose on Dec 27, 2009
A nice fun poem, cute too.
Lady Sunshine on Dec 27, 2009
I have a serious crush on your imagination, Ken. Makes me all giddy, lol.
Christine Ramsay on Dec 27, 2009
Ha ha! I love that, Ken. The mind boggles at the thought. Very imaginative

Christine
Ruby Hawk on Dec 27, 2009
Thanks Ken, that’s perfect.
Valerie Curtiss on Dec 28, 2009
Great poem, still looking for a Miss Kitty Bulb!
PR Mace on Dec 28, 2009
Fun read, what a creative man you are.
Sheila M on Dec 29, 2009
How cute:)
thuanynguyen on Dec 30, 2009
Amazing poem!
fashion girl on Jan 2, 2010
what else can I say… beautiful…
Marie Antoinette on Jan 5, 2010
Ken, I would not doubt if the Moon starts doing that after we just blasted it a couple months ago. LOL.

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