Today I don’t feel like procrastinating.

I just want to do my homework.

No time to text on my smartphone, so leave a message after the tone.

Cause today I don’t feel like procrastinating.

I’ll do it all.

I’m gonna take my pen out write my name on the page.

Gonna learn weird words like “macabre” and “sage”.

My parents are gonna not have a rage.

I’ll be mathin’ it up just chillin with a snack.

Click to HowStuffWorks so they can teach me how to hack.

Cause with my calculator I can!

Oh, yes I said it! I said it! I said it cause I can!

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Tomorrow I’ll wake up, not get out of my bed.

Find a Facebook chat bout the books I’ve read.

And I’m gonna scream out this is great.

(Oh my Voldy, this is great)

Oh I might just get up and go to college next week.

I bet my mother would be so proud of me,

and she’ll be glad she won’t have to pay!

No I ain’t gonna wash my clothes,

Cause I’m never going to propose,

No, no, no, no, no, no no, no no, no.

I’ll just chill in my mom’s basement,

And not have to pay rent!

Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah!