The old lady

Get up you bum

You are sleeping on my land

Don’t make any stupid moves

I have a gun in my hand

Gather up your junk

And put heel over toe

You’ve got exactly five minutes

To get up and go

Wait a minute wait a minute

What’s that on your arm

My grandson wore a sign like that

When he went to spray a farm

His plane exploded

Then went down

Oh dear lord

Is this my Grandson lying before me

On my property and ground

But the man’s two feet

Were already in flight

Into the forest and

Out of sight

Why did she get so excited

About this tattoo

On my arm

Well I guess she had no way of knowing

That I did not mean to do her

No harm