Whatever works.


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An old man stepped into the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra
And asked the pharmacist to cut the pills in  half.
The druggist shook his head and told the old man that came in,
“I can do that for you, sir,” then he began to laugh.
“I’ll have to tell you this, old fella, that’s one strange request.
They won’t work well, but your request I won’t refuse.”
Pops said, “I don’t want them to work well.  I just want it to
Extend far enough out so I no longer pee upon my shoes.”

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  • AlmaG on Jan 7, 2010

    Hahaha… That was so funny :D

  • Kate Smedley on Jan 7, 2010

    I logged in for five minutes and there you are at the top of the list Ken, couldn’t resist reading it when I saw the title, so witty as always.

  • thuanynguyen on Jan 7, 2010

    hahaaha! You sure crack me up ken! a Poem that can be read many times and have a great laugh.

  • Netty net on Jan 7, 2010

    You have laugh at this one.

  • Debra. on Jan 7, 2010

    Oh my, that was worth a chuckle! lol Nice one, Ken!

  • Lord Banks on Jan 7, 2010

    I can see the old mans logic there! ha ha, nice one Ken-ster. LB

  • johnnydod on Jan 7, 2010

    lol once again, Ken A giggle a day and you supply it.. thanks

  • Ask Cash on Jan 7, 2010

    LOL!!! :)
    How do you come up with these ideas Ken?

  • Christine Ramsay on Jan 7, 2010

    Oh Ken! You always have me in stitches. That’s a great one.

    Christine

  • lillyrose on Jan 7, 2010

    Love IT!

  • Darla Cooke on Jan 7, 2010

    Funny one! :)

  • joyhyena29 on Jan 7, 2010

    funny but nice^_^..

  • metro7 on Jan 7, 2010

    ha ha lol good one.

  • diamondpoet on Jan 7, 2010

    Very funny, you have a great sense of humor.

  • Guy Hogan on Jan 7, 2010

    There’s nothing like a good laugh to start the day with.

  • ashan1614 on Jan 7, 2010

    Ken, you are something else! Thanks for always being able to give me a good laugh. :)

  • qasimdharamsy on Jan 7, 2010

    hahaha….very funny !!!!

  • Brenda Nelson on Jan 7, 2010

    personal experience?

  • Lady Sunshine on Jan 7, 2010

    I was wondering if you were going to post this…though this one is more PG. Hilarious all the same. This was creatively put. You can always make me laugh, Ken.

  • lovenluck on Jan 7, 2010

    Thought it was old man and the sea!!

  • stryka66 on Jan 7, 2010

    Is that what you call an added perk ?

  • Zappy on Jan 7, 2010

    Ken
    You know you’re wrong for this one! Which means that you are so too right!!! Succinct, still laughable, yes, I’m still smiling. You should know I have a natural alternative I’ve bewitched into a mental stress busting pill lol.
    Zappy

    P.S. No one could ever take your place. Some comments are so obvious even though it’s 2010.

  • PR Mace on Jan 7, 2010

    Ken, I’m so sorry you have been messing up your Wal-Mart shoes. Ken, you can always make me laugh and I love my Wal-Mart shoes too.

  • bailieman on Jan 7, 2010

    Good laugh Ken, old man.

  • Themax on Jan 7, 2010

    :D :D I love you ken,I just love you ha ha,Thanks!

  • Val Mills on Jan 7, 2010

    The previous commenters have said it all. I enjoy seeing what you’ll come up with each day.

  • Ruby Hawk on Jan 7, 2010

    Ho Ho Ho, I should have expected that one.

  • wonder on Jan 7, 2010

    A good new year resolution, along with a new pair of shoes.
    Too good!

  • LoveDoctor on Jan 8, 2010

    copy cat. lol

  • Shirley Shuler on Jan 8, 2010

    LOL, Ken, you have made my day!!

  • deep blue on Jan 9, 2010

    Nice one. The old man has a point. A brand new classic since the old man and the sea.

  • NYRETT on Jan 10, 2010

    Very Cute! There was a poem, by whom, I don’t know but it was something like this.

    When I was in my youth, I’d try to make the thing behave, but every single morning, it would stand & watch me shave.

    Now that I am older, & my Pilot Light is out, what used to be my sex appeal, is now my water spout.

    But now that I am oh so old, it sure gives me the blues, to have the thing hang down my leg, & watch me tie my shoes.

    I know that’s not just how it was written, but you get the idea.
    That’s not everything, just a very small part of a relationship, you know that.

  • standingproud on Jan 10, 2010

    I just dont know what to say….I felt sorry for the shoes,pooooo smelly,lol

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