There once was an epidemic that caused a lot of havoc

Thw children screamed with pain

And the parents cried for their children.

For you see, they were wild with rage.

For the curse that had been done

Was the fault of the evil one.

There were three culprits for the pain

Of their daughters and their sons.

The first was the President

The second was Osama,

How he hides and runs,

And the third is a myth-

The Devil.

But, they say, one day he will come.

Nobody knows,

But we will have to wait

And pray.